Okay so there were two engineering students. Both were looking for
jobs so they were roaming about in the streets. One was a rattu tota and passed
B-tech by rattofying things.He was a kind of person who knew nothing about the
latest trends, technology, gadgets etc. The other one was intelligent. Even
though he scored well in his engineering exams but still couldnt get placed for
a job in the campus recruitments. Both were walking ....walking
....walking....... They finally decided to go in different directions to look
for work so they parted ways. The dumb guy walked for a while.....stood infront
of Ramsung company's building and started to shout... "Ramsung is the
greatest company ever!" . This drama went on for sometime. The manager got
to know about this and became very happy. He called the guy into his office and
gifted him a new Ramsung milkyway note. He walked out of the building ecstatic.
After sometime he went to a park.. sat down on a bench and started to stare at
the Note. He started to touch the screen. Nothing would happen. He decided to
sit on it...maybe the heat would make it work... so he sat on it. Still nothing
would happen. He licked it.. still nothing would happen. He bought some
eatables and kept it on the Note thinking that it is just a mere plate sort of
thing and started to eat but still the food kept falling off the edges. He
became really frustrated. He started to curse the manager and started to walk.
After sometime he met his friend (the intelligent guy). He thought that 'chalo isko bevkuf banate hai'(lets
try to fool him). He handed over the Note to him saying "Abey
pata hai kya tereko, muje ye jadui plate kone ke Shiv mandir ke bahar mila.
Isko istemal karne ke baad na mujhe naukri mil gayi Cowgnizant me. Tu bi rakh
ke dekh ise. Shayad tera bi luck khul jaye. (You know I got this magical plate
{Note} outside Shiv ji's temple . It helped me to land a job in Cowgnizant. You
also keep this. Perhaps it can help you to land a job somewhere". Saying
this he handed over the Note to him. The intelligent guy being intelligent he
knew what it was took it immediately thanking his friend, excused himself and
walked away. He sat down on the same park bench , cleaned the gadget and
switched it on. Explored stuff in it....switched it off and started to walk
towards Ramsung's office. He went inside and told the receptionist that he
wanted to talk to the manager on a very important topic. After sometime he was
ushered to the manager's office.
Manager: Yes young man, what do you want? What is that important
thing that you wanted to talk about?
Young man- (presenting the Note infront of him) Sir I found this
on the road, I guess it belongs to you?
Manager- (after having a good look at the Note) Ah yes... I gave
this to a young man....he was of your age I guess. Why would he drop this
anywhere? Is he stupid?!!
Young man- I dont know Sir. I just came here to return it back to
your company. I should leave now.
Manager- No wait, what is your name?
Young man- Sir Ramesh.
Manager- Ah .. Ramesh what do you do?
Ramesh- Sir I just completed my B-tech, I was just walking to my
office . I work for Guava. Today is going to be my first day
Manager- (after thinking for sometime) You seem to be an honest
person. I want to hire you...we need loyal people here. How much is your salary
there...if you dont mind telling me?
Ramesh- It is around 1 lakh.
Manager- (after thinking for sometime) Hmm.. I'll give you 1.5.
Would you like to work for us?
Ramesh- (making a sad face) I will have to talk to my boss. Okay
Sir I will work for your company.
Manager- Please bring your marksheets tomorrow I would like to
have a look. Also bring all the other relevant documents tomorrow to my office.
Ramesh- I have it right now sir. I was just going to submit my
documents today. (and handed over the file)
Manager- hmm .. impressive. Tomorrow 9.30 am sharp be here in the
office . Dont be late (smiles)
Ramesh - Yes sir. Thank you .
Manager - You may leave now. I'll tell my secretary to take care
of the formalities. And Ramesh.. you can keep the Milkyway Note.
Ramesh- Thank you sir.
Ramesh went in with practically nothing in hand. Walked out with a
fabulous pay package and a Milkyway Note.
Moral- 1) Be smart. Dont be a rattu tota. Understand things.. dont
just mug them up .
2) Never!! Ever!! Treat a Milkyway Note like the way the dumb guy
treated it. God gets really angry.
3) Dont lie about God. If there is no corner ka shiv mandir, dont
make up a story about it.
4) If you think there is a chance for you to get something, be
cunning. Do a lot of drama.
5)Dont involve Shiv ji in everything. Pay equal importance to our
other God's also .
6) If you want to avoid so much of drama, please dont take up
engineering .
7) Dont take any of this seriously. This is a product of absolute
boredom .
:3
Take care.
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