Thursday, July 23, 2009

Scooty ki sawari....


Dad has many friends out here...and his friends love me a lot . One of his friend decided to gift me the scooty which his daughter used to ride earlier.It was (and still is) a Bajaj spirit..(sounds like a ghost) .It's all black..and gives the complete look of a ghost or vampire or whatever.So my first driving leson was on 20th July 2009.




Day 1 : Went to a college nearby to learn...Bro sat at the back and me in the front.He showed me how to accelerate and decelerate . I have never rode a bicycle before let alone a scooty...so i knew it's gonna be difficult for me and nature doesnt like me much (because I am a vampire and destroy and consume Mother Nature's creatures because they are eatables for me) So bro at back , me at front....started the scooty...it started shaking like anything (It was difficult for me to balance it) . I tried my best...used all my muscle power to balance it and to stop the shaking...but it wouldnt stop.Then the zig zag thing started.The scooty would go suddenly at the left ,then my bro had to turn it the other way and hand over the accelerator and brakes in my custody. And again the scooty would go to the extreme right. Then me and my bro held the accelerator together so that i learn how to balance.My bro was giving all sorts of instructions and sometimes muttering words of disgrace in annoyance. He would say "Beta keep one of your legs up" . Then the instruction changed and it was "Keep one of your leg's down and pull it up only when you feel that you have reached the desired speed and balance" . Then the instruction changed to "Meri maa.. keep both of your limbs down ..."It wasnt even 10 Km/ph and I was scared.(such a lamb!!)Then my bro decided that it was enough for one day (or rather say he had had enough for one day .. :P ) so we retreated....from the battlefield...(it seemed like a battlefield for me...people shooting out weird glances at us ,my bro's anathema's about me in his dark mind , me struggling to balance and to survive a cardiac arrest i.e. "if" i exceed the speed limit and crash my scooty and etc etc...) While returning back...i felt like a small kid sitting in the front of the scooty with her daddy. People..gave weird glances ..one guy even said "Good yaaar!!" to make fun of me..it was so embarassing....if any of my friend sees that...then am so dead!! They will go and announce it in the school and i'll hav to spend the rest of my year (probably till 12th ) hiding my face in shame.




2 be cont......

8 comments:

The Vitruvian Boy said...

yay!! first one here..

I have a doubt...
Why do most Bengali's use the word scooty for all Scooterette?

Its a bajaj spirit... scooty TVS ka hae... :D

Anyways... hope u ll learn it soon....
with no casualties to life or property... :D

Nice post.... :)

keep posting... :)

alice said...

What made yew think..ill go anounce in skul..!!
whoa.!! u got skills btw.! :P Lolz.!

vampire wutever said...

aree bajaj ka logo hai so wut can i do???!!!
ruko
i'll hav a better luk at it...

vampire wutever said...

oh acha theek hai...got it... :P
mah mistake..

Parul said...

itzz really gud nd funny.i know how it feelzz as same thing happnd 2 me when i was learning

The Solitary Writer said...

hmm welcome to blogworld

yayayay

ok learn it properly vampire.... any help ...i ll come to teach u with my technique..nd i knw hw to bring this vampy on line...hahaha

nice post
waiting for part2

archit said...

hey nice..!!
so day 2 ka kya hua??

yash kewlani said...

yaar that was an intresting task to learn agar age bhi seekhna ho to dont find any specialist just call me ill tell u the tricks to how to skit the scooty n make fun of boys :P
anyways i liked this incidence of urs..........